12.28.2002

Sometimes it is important to be male in the company of men.


Tonight was such a night. I got out, hung out, and even saw Adaptation. It was crazy and funny, but I was a little disappointed in the end. I kept waiting for the really crazy thing to happen to cinch the whole movie, to finish the buildup he was working towards. Nothing happened. It was a letdown. Mild, but a letdown never the less. What was weird about it though, is that Being John Malkovich was being shot during the movie and in one scene you actually see John Cusack joining Catherine Keener and Mary Kay Place to shoot a scene of the movie. It makes you realize that he really did have this problem adapting the book and while much of the movie is fabricated (John LaRouche is alive, and I doubt that Susan Orlean ever snorted ground orchid extract.) it did happen - sort of. The ending is disappointing because he ran out of time got frustrated and gave up.
He paints an unflattering portrait of every character in the movie. Even if his personality is a middle point between the onscreen Charlie Kaufman and his fictional twin brother Donald, he would still be a pathetic character. It would be cool if Susan Orlean really did look like Meryl Streep, but she doesn't. She is a pale thin shadow of her onscreen alter-ego. Meryl Streep (and most good Hollywood actresses her age) is just too much woman, too much muscular femininity to really be anyone else. She'll play a character onscreen and do a good job of it, but it will always be Meryl Streep shining through. People will think that the real life woman was an interesting, complex person, only to be dissappointed in the prosaic reality.

12.27.2002

America's Army - the best recruiting tool that money can buy. You know the other Armed Forces have to be thinking about getting the act. Worse, if you are a competing game company, cost isn't much of an obstacle. These are the same people who pay $10 million for one missile. $7 million to make every kid in America want to join up and go kick some terrorist butt? That is a bargain.
In an effort to develop "sick hops" and bigger calves I have now added jumping to my workout routine. It look silly but it's also how Michael Jordan is purported to have achieved his ability to soar. All I want is 6 inches on my vertical and better looking calves. As the weather warms, I am going to add some soccer drills and sprinting. If I keep it up everday I should be nothing short of a whirlwind on the soccer field. I think if I was fit and worked on skills everyday I'd be good. As it stands now, I am good, bad and average. When I am good, I am very, very good. When I am bad I am awful. And when I am tired and out of shape from not playing in a long time I am just average. I'd almost prefer being awful because usually I follow that up quickly with good. A coach at UTD told me I was good in "flashes" they wanted consistency.

12.26.2002

Turns out, he's also a blog of note on Blogger.com.
This guy doesn't link me and I have no idea who he is, but I am linking him because he's hilarious. He showed up as a referrer in my traffic log but really, Wander-Lust linked some lucky web-surfer to me and not the owner of the hilarious website known as ph8.

12.25.2002

110 MPH that's fast not slow, 110 MPH in my Mom's Volvo


Did I ever tell you that I love my Mom's car? I was supposed to pick up somebody for Christmas dinner and went on a wild goose chase looking for him. I did however flip the turbo switch in the Volvo from "ECON" to "SPORT". That sick feeling you get in the pit of your stomach accellerating off of a ramp into a turn is delicious.
There are certain people in my life whom I count as friends who no longer have time for me. To be honest, I have been pathetic, jobless, and more than a little whiny so I wouldn't have time for me either. The result is though that I have decided that I don't have time for people who don't have time for me, so we speak no more than 30 seconds now - disappointing in the extreme.

What I got for Christmas



  • A Remington electric razor - this baby is so smooth I think the hair just disappears magically.
  • Barishnikov Sport Cologne - impossible to find and smells great. I bought it like 3 or 4 years ago an loved it only to find out it had been discontinued.
  • A Cell Phone - You can't have a social life without a cell phone!
  • Green Wash clothes - My little brother even got me something.


What did you get? No seriously, email me and tell me. I want to know.
Merry Christmas everybody! Umm I need to go do some holiday sweating now.

12.24.2002

PETA gets a does of it's own medicine. Repeat after me: Never push radical activism on teenagers; never push radical activism on teenagers...
Why every woman should go and get implants! Or not... Maybe if you live in an area with lots of gunfire.


Note. I am actually very much against breast augmentation. I would never tell any woman that she should get implants.
I am excited about some of the things I have planned for PublicCopyright.org. I can't say what yet because I feel like it just isn't wise to advertise things that you plan to do but haven't done, or really haven't even started doing yet. I will say that I am putting my money where my mouth is.

12.23.2002

Good grades in school are less important than who you get to know in school and thus where you go to school. However, the best way to improve your chances of meeting the right people and going to the right school is through good scholarship. Well, being born to rich and powerful parents is the best way but you can't control that.
I have an article I am going to write that I have been mulling for a while, about how misguided the American legal system has gotten. Before I say a few of the things I want to say I need to do a little research. Specifically, I think that the reliance on precedent can lead to problems, especially now that lawyers have become activists. Lawyers "shop" for judges and jurors till they find someone sympathetic to their position. This results in competing rulings and differing positions in State and Federal law. Activism has no place in the courtroom. I also need to write a mission statement for PublicCopyright.org and file for non-profit status with the IRS. I also need to do research for work I plan to do with database programming. I also need to work as much as possible at the jobs I already have to maximize cash flow. I also need to sleep. You see my dillemma.

12.22.2002

I realized that West Village (In Dallas' Uptown neighborhood, just north of downtown) was a really expensive place to shop after I noted that almost all of the men working there seemed to be gay. That seems to be rule #1 for retail - effeminate men lend an air of class to the service of a retail establishment. To a man, every one of these guys seemed to be people who all have Oaklawn addresses. (Dallas' gay neighborhood) Not that there is anything wrong with it. The way I see the situation, gay men leave a larger crop of eligible women for me to chose from. Gay people have to work somewhere you know.
Over the course of about an hour I sucessfully dispatched my holiday merchandise consumption duties. I did my duty as an American consumer to support the economy of the world. No I am anxiously awaiting Christmas day, so I can get my gifts, and return them on the 26th.