I am never Looking

How did Janet Jackson flash her breasts on television and get away with it? How did I miss this event? Easy, I never watch the Super Bowl. Before, I was usually at church, and now I wasn't interested in either team. It's ok though. I am sure enough innocent 6 yr olds were watching to make up for me not seeing it.
What have I been doing lately? I am not sure, but whatever it was has been important enough to keep me off the internet.