4.23.2004

Pat Tillman Dead


For once, I am truly saddened by news of the death of a celebrity. Pat Tillman, a former NFL player who turned down a 3.6 million dollar contract to join the Army as a Ranger, died today.

4.22.2004

Boorish Healthcare Thought


More women would discover breast cancer early if they got their boyfriends involved in their weekly breast exams.

4.21.2004

Playboy lifestyle


I am spending entirely too much money on material goods. I just recieved my household goods, consisting mostly of books and clothes. I just threw away 6 trashbags full of clothes and books I no longer wanted and I still can't walk on the floor because of the clothes, books and shoes scattered in my room. The sad thing is that I just spent an astronomical amount of money on more clothes and shoes. I am going to be broke, but I am going to be well dressed by God. At this rate, I will be forced to find a second job to fund my lavish Playboy lifestyle.

4.20.2004

Spring in the land of the Morning Calm


It turns out spring around Camp Casey is picturesque too. I just got back from yet another field problem. The world hasn't changed much while I was away apparently.