I thought this was funny. Some Democrats are running a "switch" campaign simialr to Apple's urging three liberal Republican Senators to switch or become and independent and vote with the Democratic caucus. I thought it would be even funnier if I turned it on it's head. This is the text of the email that I sent in place of the drivel they had in the form:

Dear Senator X:

I am writing to urge you to not join Senator Jeffords by becoming an
independent and voting with the Democratic caucus in the Senate. You did
not run for office by promising to drill in the Arctic National
Wildlife Refuge, to support extremist judges to lifetime appointments, or
restrict reproductive choice but switching now would only make you a spoil
sport. I realize that Trent Lott can be an arrogant brute, but if you
consider moving, others will consider joining you - you would be
defeating the will of the people. Do you think it is an accident that the
American public has reversed their normal pattern of dividing the
government by putting the Senate and Congress in Republican hands? I think not!

Please let me know what you intend to do on this urgent matter. Time is
short and the stakes are very high.

Sincerely,
Idahosa Edokpayi
10011 Woodlake Dr.
Dallas, TX 75243
stealth_ninja.geo@yahoo.com