Did I say something about a Drug Test?

I am inclined to deny all knowledge of any drug tests. To say that no such thing ever happened, that there was never a job offered, that there wasn't even an interview. Don't dare ask me what happened. I might cry. I don't ever cry.
I am home alone tonight again and it Saturday night. I am doing something very wrong.
For the love of all that is good and holy go and see The Guru now!