Negative Twenty-two degrees Farenheit

The most important thing you need to know about my day is the temperature. It was low. I was out and about in the elements regardless, because I am a soldier. "Soldier" is a noun describing and individual who is too stupid to get inside out of the weather. Soldier's choose places with the most inhospitable weather conditions possible to shoot and kill people they don't know, in places they don't who, where people speak languages the soldiers don't know.
The wind chill factor this morning was such that our company commander (hereafter referred to as the CO) took pity on us and instructed the platoons to conduct PT indoors and run later in the afternoon. The medical platoon did and I did not see anybody else doing it. Why am I always the one who HAS to do the right thing? Gotta go!