New Horizons Day

Today was "New Horizon's day" at Camp Casey, which means that I dozed through several hours of classes and sat puzzled trying to ascertain what exactly I was supposed to learn from the Army training video "Every Drive Counts". I think I was supposed to learn driving safety, which is great since I can't drive. The video did have good moments, like when the perky, but tough airborne female soldier from Brooklyn walked onto the screen (in slow motion!) in a pink dress. The video's producers obviously knew what they were doing. A girl in a pink dress may not seem like a big deal, but when you are in an all male battalion, in a place that can have 50 women out of 1,200 soldiers on a base, a pretty girl in a pink dress is a big deal.
I think I am going to the qualifying range tomorrow, so tune in tomorrow for stories about how I shoot big guns.
By the way, Britney isn't married anymore.