12.21.2005

Tooth-less

I am posting here, dear reader, after having a successful (thus far anyway) dental surgery. It wasn't painful but having a tooth forcibly pried from one's head is never a pleasant experience. As I type these words the right side of my jaw, lip, and tongue are still numb. When I open my mouth to speak, I sound like a recent stroke sufferer. Saliva and blood accumulate in my mouth rapidly, and I struggle to keep from choking on my own spit. So, in other words, I am ready to celebrate the Christmas season.
MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR'S everybody!

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