M-O-N-E-Y! I really need some. You know why! I need money! I need money!
I can no longer work out at UTD! I discovered that on campus today, the people at the desk informed that I would need an alumni card if I wanted to continue to use the facilities. Another thing, why is it that everywhere I go, things always improve drastically when I leave. Female students enroll in droves, new buildings get built, massive concerts are scheduled, ...? What is the deal? What is wrong with me!?