My Christmas list

I don't expect to actually get anything from this list but this is my fantasy so indulge me.

• A Mini Cooper, a Dodge Neon SRT4, or a Subura Impreza WRX
  
• An Armani Suit or even a Dolce and Gabbanna suit, or actually just about any suit from Bluefly.com would do.
  
• I like cashmere. This hat, this sweater, this sweater, and this overcoat.
  
• I like Banana Republic. This T-Shirt, this cap, these pants, this sweater, these jeans, these loafers, these loafers too, these trousers, this shirt, and this tie.
  
• I like Jcrew. These chinos, this sweater, this sweater, this sweater, these jeans, and these jeans.
  
• I like Levi's. I like them low. I like them low and loose. I like them low and not loose. I even like them engineered.
  
• I like shoes. I want running shoes. I want dress shoes I want casual shoes. I want Skechers.
  
• I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch. I like Abercrombie & Fitch.
  
• I like Armani Exchange.
  
• I like the Gap. I like the sweaters; I like the jackets; I like the jeans. I even like the bogus 1969 denim collection.
  
• I want things other than clothes too. A cell phone for instance. An XBox would be nice. A tablet PC would be better.
  

So, yeah I am a greedy materialistic media blinded consumer. I admit it. But if you want to buy me anything, here are my sizes:

• Suit: 44R
  
• Waist: 32"
  
• Inseam 32"
  
• Shoe size: 11-12" depends on style of shoe
  
• Neck 15 1/2"
  
• Chest: 39 1/2"
  

I'd give you a shipping address but I am sure I'd be getting packages from DogDoo.com. All I want for Christmas is everything.