I am

A snake, a liar, male, medium height, black, african, athletic, determined, rebellious, underachieving, broke, naive, a college graduate, a potty mouth, a blogger, a bit of a nerd, contrarian, in trouble, a dreamer, hard to fathom, a little vindictive, dangerous, not imposing, a troublemaker, rash, bold, resilient, outgoing, a riddle, a Republican, lonely, an alien, disappointing, secretive, Nigerian, selfish, athletic, alive, obervant, under-employed, trouble, a stranger in my father's house, a reject, an outsider, a punk, angry, young, opportunistic, crusading, itching to travel, crazy, sarcastic, caustic, uncaring, intolerant, impatient, materialistic, Idaho.