Still Sleepy

I should become a rap star and release an album. I'd call it "ILL". Then I'd release the requisite sequel, "STILL ILL".
This is all to say that today's title should have been "I need more sleep". I am exhausted, and I don't even have a woman calling me every night at midnight like my roommate does.
I had a job interview today. It went well. That isn't enough anymore. I've decided it isn't enough anymore unless you leave and the hiring managers are screaming your name from the window; the receptionist must grab you by the knees and swear her life means nothing unless she can have your children; the CEO must offer you a corner office, a company car, and a chance to marry into his family. Laugh but that is the job market in Dallas. Only exceptional candidates need apply.