As a joke just now, I wrote Saddam an email:

to: press@uruklink.net
subject: Hi!

Dear Saddam,
I know someone has hacked your email account and that it is likely that you don’t actually read email. However, I would like to go on record as denouncing you as one of Satan’s children and a monster. Your depravations have earned you a special place in Hell, which I am hoping that you will soon visit. I hope that President Bush gets his way soon and blows you to tiny little pieces. I hope that each piece hurts. I don’t dislike you really. I hate you with the intensity of a million hell fires. Please die soon in the most painful way imaginable. You are a blight on humanity, a cancer. Your removal from existence will be a day of rejoicing for all humanity. I have temporarily exhausted my list of pejoratives, so I will stop here.

Respectfully yours,
Idahosa Edokpayi