Kids say the darndest things. A girl asked me to day if I "give head". I replied that I didn't. She wanted to know if I knew what that meant. I said I did. She asked how. I turned the question around - how did she know? She replied that she just knew. I replied that I knew because I was a teenager once.
Another girl wanted to know if I'd lick her toes. First she wanted my opinion about whether she had cute toes. She insisted on showing them to me, so finally I agreed that she had pretty toes. Then immediately she wanted to know if I'd lick them. A hypotheical question to ask the substitute, you know. I demanded to know why she wanted to know. I reminded her that I was a teacher and teachers in general tried to limit their contact with students to above the waist. Licking her toes, while not as bad as some other things would probably get me fired. The kids immediately chimed in that they wouldn't tell and hey it wasn't sex. I told her no I wouldn't lick her toes. She looked hurt. "No guy I have asked has ever told me that." So I amended my response, "Ok if you were 18 and not a student, I'd lick your toes." I hope she was satisfied...